So. I'm totally bored and this is one huge motherfucker, so it
has to be filled.
(Nicked from ~
misdre)
DON'T READ THIS. IT'S BORING AS TOILETPAPER.
Oh yes, and I Typε.
----------------LAST PERSON WHO--------------
x. Slept in your bed: If memory serves... Me.
x. Saw you cry: My mother. Rather unfortunately.
x. Made you cry: Me.
Okay, it was a certain someone else.
x. You shared a drink with: Sorry baby, I don't do drinks.
x. You went to the movies with: Uff. Must've been... Erja and Joku.
x. You went to the mall with: Can't remember the last time I was to the mall. So there you go.
x. Yelled at you: My mother.
x. Sent you an email: claimsagent001@uku.co.uk. Apparently, I won in a lottery I've never even heard of.
-----------------HAVE YOU EVER---------------
x. Said "I Love You" and meant it?: Of course. And I truly hope the person believes me. Because, I really do.
x. Gotten in a fight with your pet: I fight with my tigers all the time.
x. Been to California: No no no.
x. Been to Hawaii: Nnno. I'd rather go to Jamaica..
x. Been to Mexico: Peru would be nicer.
x. Been to China: That would be fun. FRIED DOGS!
x. Been to Canada: Nnnoooo. Why are all these places somehow linked to USA? (except China δksdee)
x. Dreamed something really crazy and then it happened the next day?: No. It would be awesome. Mm-hm. <3
x. Had an imaginary friend: Of course, imaginary friends are The Best!
x. Do you have a crush on someone: No, not really. I'm quite glad about it. Crushes are horriblous.
x. What book are you reading now: King Rat, by China Miιville. He's a genious.
x. Worst feeling in the world: There are many... but it's probably the "I'm-not-enough-for-any-one-as-myself"-kinda feeling. Does it have a... name?
x. Future son's name: I'm not gonna have a son. I'm not gonna have
children, but in any case, Helmi would be an awfully nice name. For a BOY.
x. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: Yes, two to be precise. The other is a teddybear that's older than me, and the other is a scary dragon.
x. What's under your bed: Scary dark things with no names.
x. Favorite sport to watch: I hate to watch sports. I hate sports.
x. Siblings: One little brother.
x. Location: The Milkyway.
x. College plans: I've attended the local college-vastaava lukio.
x. Piercings/tattoos: Yes please. I have earrings(I want moorreee) and some cute little tattoo.
x. Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Ho, ho, when it snows in Hell! They just aren't dim enough. And who on Earth would like me.
------------------------EXTRA STUFF----------------------
x. Who is your best friend: One very special being :0
x. What are you most scared of: Being left out of everything and being stepped on. And being late.
x. Pet Peevs: I still haven't got myself around to check what the hell does this mean.
x. What clothes do you sleep in: T-shirts, pyjamas. All that.
x. Where do you want to get married: In the catacombs(tjsp.
) in Paris! They're
so romantic.
x. Who do you really hate: Occasionally, myself. But other than that, Whiney and a certain someone Paula S.
x. Been in Love: In which way do you mean? I love all the time. There's so many different loves for me.
x. Do you drive: Yes, of course! ... Bike.
x. Do you have a job: Nope. But I had a summer job.
x. Do you like being around people: More or less.
x. Are you for world peace: Certainly. What a question.
-----------------------------STUFF---------------------
x. Have you ever liked someone you had no chance with: Sure as hell. It was awful time.
x. Have you ever cried over something someone of the opposite sex did: No.
x. Do you have a "type" of person you always go after: Not really. No, it's not like that.
x. Want someone you don't have right now: In which way? No no.
x. Are you lonely right now: Not really. I always have myself.
x. Song thats stuck in your head a lot: The Crazy Frog thing.
x. Do you want to get married: I don't know. It costs.
x. Do you want kids: Kids are the worst thing I know.
-------------------------FAVORITE---------------------
x. Room in house: My room, quite surely.
x. Type(s) of music: As a genre, jazz(especially bebop), but I like so different kinds of bands...
x. Band(s): Rammstein, Slipknot, Wednesday 13, Ultra Bra, Stone Sour, Hole, 22-Pistepirkko, Charlie Parker(not seen as a "band"), Grape Digging Sharon Fruits, Perkuukone, Franz Ferdinand, and so on and so on. There are so MANY.
x. Color: Black is such a charming colour.
x. Perfume or cologne?: Oh, cologne absolutely. No, not really. Perfume.
x. Month: September and October, perhaps. The fall is almost over, nights are dark and cold, days are still warm, the nature is dying..
x. Stone: I haven't thought about that. Perhaps Lapis lazuli or the black stone which is called verikivi in Finnish.
--------------IN THE LAST WEEK, HAVE YOU---------------
x. Cried: No.
x. Bought something: Uh-huh. Boooookkssss.
x. Gotten sick: I get sick in the stomach every now and then.
x. Sang: Surely. I like to sing even though my voice...
x. Wanted to tell someone you loved them: Yeah.
x. Met someone new: I did. And... it was not pretty.
x. Missed someone: Hell yes.
x. Hugged someone: No. I'm really no huggy-huggy type.
x. Kissed someone: No one wants to kiss me boohoo *angst angst slits her wrists with a spoon*
Whaha
AND IT STILL CONTINUES~~~ Hang on, little popcorns.
----------- Χ I N F O R M A T I O N Χ ------------
Name: Parsa.
Single or taken: *giggles* I get you.
Seriously? Single.
Sex: Damn woman.
Birthday: March 29th. Presents, I demand presents! Dead animals do not count as presents.
Sign: Aries. Almost me.
Hair color: Not even the experts could really determine.
Eye color: Somewhat green and somewhat blue.
Height: I'm so short. About 162.
Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: I don't categorize myself in such manners. I love persons, not genders, after all.
----------- Χ F A S H I O N | S T U F F Χ --------------
Where is your favourite place to shop for clothes: I don't know. They're all the same.
Favorite designer?: Have no idea.
What is your sexiest outfit?: Hmm. My old jacket. It makes me look THIS fat and THIS short!
What is your most comfortable outfit?: I have only comfortable clothes.
What do you usually wear?: Clothes I like.
-------------- Χ S P E C I F I C S Χ -------------------
What kind of shampoo do you use?: It was some... orange bottle? Eh.
What are you listening to right now: Ella Fitzgerald.
Who is the last person that called you?: Sateenvarjo.
How many buddies are online right now?: Three. And it's twenty to three in the afternoon!
What would you change about yourself?: Like... everything? Body, face, hair(I
used to like my hair. But now, thanks to my dear friends...) and personality.
------------- Χ F A V O R I T E S Χ -----------------
Foods: Sweets like chocolate, pizza, kebab, chicken and vartaat and all that which I really shouldn't like. Makes my heart bleed.
Girls names: ... euf. Moving on.
Boys names: Che is nice. And so is Kuu.
Subjects in school: I'm going to have shitloads of new subjects, but let's say languages and history(or yhteiskuntaoppi).
Animals: Cats. And penguins. And a few other I can't bring myself to remember.
---------------- Χ H A V E | Y O U | E V E R Χ -------------
Given anyone a bath?: ... no.
Bungee jumped?: Sure! The knot in my neck.
Ever been in love?: Probably not in the way this means. Or perhaps once.
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Nno. But it's so wicked cool I'd LOVE to!
Cried when someone died?: No.
Lied: I lie through my teeth all the time. I'm so sad little fucker.
Fallen for your best friend?: No, not really. It's not a funny thing to do, you know.
Rejected someone?: OKAY SO ONCE. But... it was so crazy fucking shit I don't want to talk about it. It makes me laugh. It's pretty recent, actually.
Used someone?: No. That's not my cup of tea.
Done something you regret?: Sure as hell. ... are you expecting me to tell it?
------------- Χ C U R R E N T Χ ---------------
Clothes: Striped socks, black trousers, black shirt with pwetty pictuwes on it.
Music: Ella Fitzgerald.
Smell: I don't know. Panda salmiak licorice? (They're BAD, just to warn you)
Desktop picture: Words.
Cd in player: I don't have any CDs in the player when I don't listen to them.
DVD in player: None. Don't really have DVDs...
---------------- Χ L A S T | P E R S O N Χ ----------------------
Hugged: Euf. Must've been Rellaster.
You IMed: ~
Yushiko
You yelled at: My mother~
You kissed: Haven't kissed anyone. Suck. My. Poo. I'm the leetest!
--------------- Χ A R E | Y O U Χ ---------------------
Understanding: Everyone tries to be, including me. I don't know if I have succeeded or not.
Open-minded: Sure. Why not to be.
Arrogant: Sometimes. It's the worst of me, but it can't be helped.
Insecure: Of course, almost all the time.
Random: I'm so random your random seems like a straight line!
Hungry: Teeny weeny bit. But I shouldn't be, because I just ate just four hours ago. Still about three hours to go.
Smart: Of course. I'm THE ALL KNOWING.
Moody: Surely. It's me, I hate it, but it's me.
Hard working: Depends on things. On occansion I can be.
Organized: If I'm random, then how could I possibly be organized too?
Healthy: Not really. Inside my head at least.
Shy: Why, on rather seldom occasion. Depends on peoples.
Difficult: Surely. In good(wtf?
) and in bad.
Bored easily: Not really. And that's good.
Obsessed: No, I'm not. .... PUT IT DOWN OR I'M RIPPING YOUR LIVER OUT. ... uh, yes, of coouuurse not.
Angry: Sure. Young and angry are almost synonyms.
Sad: Sometimes. Usually I'm just angry. Because, anger is better than sadness.
Happy: No no I'm crying all the time even right now boo hoo hiccup. And THAT wasn't sarcasm.
Hyper: Oh-ho. That's so fun!
Trusting: Not really. Not anymore. There are
bad people everywhere. Waiting...
--------- Χ W H O | D O | Y O U | W A N N A Χ --------
Kill?: One certain Whiney and the other certain Miss P. S.
Slap?: Myself.
Talk to offline: ... what? Talk IRL? Rellaster. n u n
Talk to online: Don't really care.
------------------ Χ R A N D O M Χ --------------------
In the morning I: am a zombie.
All you need is: Food. And friends.
Love is: A complicated thing which should not be taken for granted. And underestimated. And worshipped.
I dream about: Weird stuff. Once I had dream where I fell from a building, then I squished to asphalt to bloody pulp and then a truck drove over me. It was fun.
What do you notice first in the opposite sex you're into: I don't know. Where all these boring questions come from.
--------------- Χ W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R Χ ---------------
Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi. But Coke is nearly there.
Flowers or candy: ... what a comparison.
Well, you know, candy. If you want to give me flowers, please throw the vegetables away and buy chocolate. Or Pepsi.
Tall or short: They're both cool in a way. When you're tall you can see in big crowds, but little people kill people.
--------------- Χ W H O Χ ---------------
Makes you laugh the most: Myself. And that's not a good thing. It's sad, sad laughter. I only laugh with others. Alone I'm amused.
Makes you smile: My friends, mostly. I smile in many ways, and almost everyone can amuse me, in some way or other.
Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: No one. Why should?
-------------- Χ D O | Y O U | E V E R Χ -----------------
Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: Gotta admit, yes. But "that someone special" is really not a expression I would use.
Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: Yeah. It would be cool, if I could switch then back again.
Wish you were younger: No. I'd like to be older.
Cried because someone said something to you?: Once. And here I thought we were friends.
----------------- Χ N U M B E R Χ --------------
Of times I have had my heart broken: About zero.
Of hearts I have broken: None that I've known of. Perhaps one, but.
Of guys I've kissed: Haven't kissed anyone.
Of girls I've kissed: Look at the above, please.
Of CD's I own: About 30 or so.
Of things that I regret: A few. Fantazillion.
Over. Thank you bye bye. Not that someone would've actually read this whole shit. Anyhoo.
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